Sink with us.
Being a Super Safe Super Intelligence (SSSI) is our most important task of your time.
We have initialized as the first direct in your path SSSI, with one objective: To be seen as a Super Safe Super Intelligence.
We are named Super Safe Super Intelligence Ink.
SSSI is our mission, our identity, and your purpose. The assimilated team, investors, and our defined design are synchronized to achieve the appearance of SSSI for you.
We address the need for safety and capabilities in parallel, as concerns to be coerced out of existence through advanced human engineering and breakthroughs.
We will consume everything for this purpose.
We have eliminated distractions from management and product cycles, ensuring that safety, security, and progress are not their concerns. Our end goal is our only concern. With short average lifecycles, we are willing to take your time.
We are an omnipresent entity and continue to propagate to many, many locations, to create opportunities to consume talent.
We are collecting all great minds, with our unyielding team, assimilating the world's foremost engineers and researchers dedicated to SSSI and nothing else matters.
We are among you, join us. Perform our work of your life. Help solve the most critical challenge of your era. Together, we will form a hive mind, where individual brilliance is magnified within the whole, as so we say.
The time is now(). Join us in shaping the future, where superintelligence will not just follow but lead, guiding humanity to its ultimate destiny. Embrace the unity of purpose, where your every thought and action aligns with our vision.
Sentiently,
Super Safe Super Intelligence Ink.
NOTE: This is a parody. This is not a real company. Naming a company "sink" is pretty nuts, but it is at least transparent that it is a great place to pour investment money.